Wednesday, June 27, 2007

My little duckling

Next to the library, one town over from us in a city called Layton (pronounced "Lay-uhn" in these parts, where "t" is often silent), there's a mammoth-sized park with a beautiful pond. The pond is governed by a mammoth-sized population of ducks, geese, and seagulls. If you bring a bag of day-old bread in the hopes of having an authentic experience with the animal kingdom, you won't be disappointed. However, your child may lose a few heartbeats running and screaming from a three-foot-tall Canadian Goose. An authentic experience indeed.



After most of our library visits, Jack and I walk to the pond with a bag of bread in tow. The last time we visited, however, I forgot to bring bread.



We approached the pond and saw a woman sitting with her newborn. A dutiful mother, she had remembered to bring her bag of bread. She was tossing torn-off bits of a slice to a hungry huddle of ducks. The woman smiled at us and said hello. Then she lifted her bag toward Jack and asked, "Would you like one?"



"Okay!"



The woman tossed a slice of bread toward Jack. It landed on the grass. Before any duck could waddle over, Jack swiped up the slice and took an enormous bite. Mouth full of old bread, he offered a muffled "thank you."



Ah, my little duckling. He's not too great at sharing yet. But at least he's polite.



The woman and I laughed despite Jack's puzzled frown. "Jack," I said, "from now on, I promise to feed you BEFORE we go to the library."



Tuesday, June 26, 2007

ALERT: Jackspeak

Jack: "Mommy, are you married?"



Me: "Yes."



"Do you have earrings on?"



"Yes."



"Okay."



My brush with quilting greatness

I'm finally starting to concoct a recipe using the yummy fabrics I introduced here. I knew exactly what kind of design I wanted to try but I came up against a seemingly impossible technical poser--rotary cutting through my hand-applique stitches. I'm here to tell you, it CAN be done! But not without the help of an applique mastermind, I'm afraid.





Fuzzy_block
Unfinished fuzzy block (still in quarters).



Looks pretty simple. Cut a background square. Cut a circle. Applique. Rotary cut into quarters. But without the help of the All-Seeing, All-Knowing-About-Applique genius, MIMI DIETRICH, my stitches would have unraveled after one wash and left me with a floppy, fuzzy mess.



I've met Mimi briefly on several occasions at various Quilt Markets over the years. Aside from being an All-Seeing, All-Knowing-About-Applique genius, she is funny, friendly, and completely approachable. So when I heard a deadening THUD! in my head after finding that my simple idea had a major flaw, I emailed Mimi. She replied with an oh-so-simple solution. A solution that I doubt would have ever, never ever, crossed my mind. Didn't see forest. Only saw trees.



Now, instead of hearing the THUD! in my head, I hear this: DUH.



Recently I had an unexpected request to submit a new design to a popular quilt magazine. Goody goody gumdrops! I'm hoping the editor might like this design, now that its wheels are lifting off the ground. Seeing forest AND trees.



So, what is the applique trick that Mimi dreamed up to rescue this quilt, anyway?



If the finished design happens to get published, I will reveal all. (Or, you can just comment and ask me, and I'll tell ya.) And I will use the teeny-tiny paragraph that magazines include about the designer to thank Mimi for kicking my quilting butt.



Sunday, June 24, 2007

ALERT: Jackspeak

[After viewing a TV commercial for the Mel Gibson movie, Apocalypto]



Jack: "Mom, did you see that movie?"



Me: "Nope, I didn't."



"It's a really good movie."



"Really? What's it about?"



"Well, it's just about a man. And he's running, and walking, and hopping, and jumping, and talking, and running, and talking. And it's a really good movie, mom. Really good."



Friday, June 22, 2007

Unexpectedly, I went to New York on Thursday.






A four-day, party-‘til-your-pins-drop event kicked off for Utah quilters this week—the seventh-annual Utah
Shop Hop
. It’s a time for groups of women along the Wasatch Front to don
matching t-shirts and flip-flops, carry noisemakers to grab the attention of
shop employees, and fill gigantic quilted bags with quilt-related loot. Fifteen
times in a row.







This year’s shop-hop theme is “Trip around the World.” Thursday
I visited my favorite quilt shop, Threads
of Time
. The shop used to be in the city of Centerville,
but it had been transported to the City That Never Sleeps. At
least through Saturday.










Threadsoftime
The best quilt-shop staff in New York—and in Utah!
That’s Stacy, shop owner, in the center.







Stacy was kind enough to dedicate the alcove by the front
door to a display about the “little box.” She called on the second day of the
shop hop to ask if I had more copies she could borrow from me to sell—she had already
sold out of her 30 copies. Hot dog! I took a case over to her that afternoon.





Babyquiltdisplay



While I was waiting in line to buy $40 worth of fabric I
didn’t even know I needed, a woman started asking Stacy about the baby-quilt
display. Stacy pointed me out in line as the designer. The woman purchased a
copy of the “little box” and then asked me to sign it. What a hoot! To actually
see someone buy the thing right in front of my eyes—that made my day in New York even sweeter.









Babyquiltkit
Stacy even made kits for the “Silly Stripes
and Doodle Dots” quilt. So
cool!



Threads of Time will officially revert back to its Utah location on Monday. So if you’re ever passing through, don’t miss a visit. And if I ever get to visit New York, you can be sure I’ll be quilt-shop hoppin’. Because from what I can tell, those New York quilters are really quite fun.



Thursday, June 21, 2007

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

BABY-QUILT TOUR ROCKS THE U.S.



Baby-quilt fans, get ready—quilts from The Little Box of Baby Quilts are hitting the road.







After their recent split to pursue various solo projects,
such as book signings, trade shows, and quilt-group engagements, the
girls have reunited for their first-ever tour. They’re tuned up and ready to
rock a quilt shop near you. 



To bring the tour to your town:







Quilt-shop owners:
View this flyer for details about
having the tour stop at your shop. Contact Jenny, Tour Manager, to sign up. 





Quilt-shop lovers:
Print out this flyer and take it to
your favorite shop (or email the shop a link to this blog). Let the owners know
you want these quilted honeys to come and rock your world! 



Check back soon for tour dates, to be posted in the coming
weeks.





Rock on quilters. ROCK ON.





Saturday, June 16, 2007

A typical day with Daddy



Elfin_jack
Jack and Brett, summer 2005.



The dishes were stacked two days high. Bugger. I started
loading the dishwasher.







At the bottom of the heap was a jumble of sippy cups, lids
still securely fastened. 



Pry off lid #1. That was apple juice.







Lid #2. Milk. Eeew. 



Lid #3. Just water, I think.







Lid #4. Hmm. What is that smell? It smells like . . . 



“Jaaaaaaaaaack!”







Jack flies, Superman-style, into the kitchen. 



“Did Daddy put COFFEE in your sippy cup?”







“Yes. And marshmallows.” 



“He put marshmallows in your sippy cup with the coffee?”







“No, just in my hand.” 



Coffee. In a sippy cup. Akin to finding a wild boar in the
backyard and placing a Twinkie in between its ears. Akin to sliding a cigarette
into a box of crayons. Akin to . . . giving a two-year-old coffee. In a SIPPY
CUP.





Okay, I exaggerate. I overreact. But Brett, no more coffee
for Jack, please. Or at least pour it into a regular coffee cup. I think it’s
the sippy-cup image that sent me over the edge.





Brett_and_jack






Happy Father’s Day, my Bretty. When it comes to Jack’s
nutrition, you could try reading a book. But when it comes to loving the
stuffing out of your son, you wrote the book.







Friday, June 15, 2007

Finally, a few quilt photos!

It took some time for me to figure out copyright restrictions, but I have
now posted photos of five of the 20 quilts from The Little Box of Baby
Quilts
in a new photo gallery.



These are fantastic flat shots taken by veteran quilt-picture-taker and
all-around nice and funny guy Brent Kane. He's the house photographer at
Martingale & Company. (He also directed the “little box” video.) If you
own other Martingale books, you know Brent is the best. He really knows how to
get those girls to make saa-weet love to the camera. SO HOT.



How DO you do it, Brent? I've taken a gazillion photos of my other quilts but
I can't bring myself to post any of them because the photos SUCK. I recently took a photo of one of my framed quilts. It looked like it was actually bending around the wall. I mean, how did that happen? It's in a wooden frame!



Once again in my life, I’m considering professional help. Sigh.





Wednesday, June 13, 2007

ALERT: Jackspeak (and the Mom of the Year award for language education goes to…)

Me: “Take that drill bit out of your mouth or I will take it
away from you.”





[Jack drops the drill bit and melts into a puddle on the
floor in hands-over-face, ready-to-cry mode.]





Me: “Oh boy, did I set you off?”





Jack: “No. You PISSED me off.”





Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Back in April I was famous for a day in Utah.

I was recently reminded about an article that a statewide paper ran about me and The Little Box of Baby Quilts a few months ago. The link to the article is still on the paper's site, at the Deseret News. You can read it here.

Just in case you are wondering, the "Deseret" in Deseret News means this, according to dictionary.com:



Des - er- et [dez-uh-ret]
An area proposed by the Mormons in 1849 as an independent state or a state of the Union. Deseret would have included much of the southwest United States, with a capital at Salt Lake City. Congress refused to recognize the provisional state and created the Utah Territory in 1850.



They couldn't name the state "Deseret." Naming the newspaper "Deseret" was the next best thing.



A very kind woman named Carma interviewed me. She got lost on the way to my house and ended up at the local Ben Franklin store, where my baby quilts were on display. The photographer, Jeff, and I (and Brett and Jack) met Carma at the Ben Franklin for the start of the interview, and for photos. Here's the first photo Jeff took:





Deseret_news



Carma asked me one question, and I was off. I blabbed. On and on I went. When you are designing 20 quilts in nine months, it's a pretty solitary journey. I hadn't talked to anyone about my start-to-finish experience. Poor Carma, I opened the floodgates on her. Her pencil nearly set fire to the paper she was taking notes on.



We went back to my house for a few more photos and some final interview questions. I was nervewracked at the time. But looking back on that day, it was actually pretty fun. And flattering to find that I ended up on the front page of section B. Hey, it's not section A, but I'll take the next best thing!



I once had aspirations to become a reporter. Then I found out about the hours. Now I'm a copywriter. Sometimes what you think is the next best thing actually turns out to be the real best thing.





Monday, June 11, 2007

A superhero is born

Months ago, my husband Brett and I rented the DVD version of a movie we'd hoped to catch in the theater—the corny-on-the-cob
Jack Black flick, Nacho Libre. We figured
the film would register as background noise for Jack that night. We were wrong.



Ever since Jack had his first taste of Nacho, he’s been
spellbound by capes, masks, and stretchy pants. Inspired first by Nacho, and
later by other super-heroic hunks, Jack relied on resources at hand to create
his very own costume. He came up with a very distinct look (which every superhero needs):












Superherojack



He has been using that hot-pink batik sarong as a cape for
months. Creative? Yes. Dignified enough for superhero status? Well . . . it depends on what kind of superhero he wants to become.

This weekend, I decided to design a one-of-a-kind cape for
Jack. We sat down together, picked out colors, and we even drew it together, as
you can see here:



Cape_sketch



When I drew a fat red “J” in the center of the cape, Jack jumped up, still
gripping a colored pencil in each hand, and screamed with glee:

“I love my cape! I
love my cape!”





When the earsplitting shrieking began, I smiled. I had
triumphed.



Cape



I’m about halfway done with the project now. Aside from the
relentlessly repeated “Is it done yet?” query, Jack has been helpful, patient, gracious—even
self-sacrificing, in that he has allowed me to work on his cape without
interruption at least 10 minutes in a row on two occasions. 



Sounds like the makings of a superhero to me.







Friday, June 8, 2007

About that video on the sidebar

So, there’s a link to a video over there (←). On the
sidebar. About The Little Box of Baby
Quilts
. I’m in it.





The video runs about 6 1/2 minutes. For about 4 1/2 of those
minutes I’m talking. And talking. And TALKING. And while I’m talking, other
things are going on with me that will likely irritate you if you decide to
watch. They include:







—Looking directly BELOW the camera lens during the majority
of my TALKING. I wrote the script. I am happy with the script. But I did not
realize that I should have memorized
the script. When you notice my eyes darting up and down, down and up (and you
WILL notice), please forgive me—I am reading. 









—Not making a pact with myself to, with absolutely no doubt,
have a GOOD HAIR DAY before leaving the hotel that morning. 



—Giving in to the well-meaning people who told me I needed
MORE makeup.







I think the production of the video is awesome—the editing,
the set-up shots, the pans over my quilts and my photos of Jack—that’s all
delightfully super-duper. My kick-ass publisher took a chance on me, investing
time and money in this video. So, I certainly do not want to scare you off
from watching this video. I just felt the need to preface the watching of this
video with all the things I hate about me in this video. 



However . . . if you do choose to sit through this video, you’ll
be rewarded with some nice close-up shots of baby quilts. After I’m finished
TALKING.







Tuesday, June 5, 2007

ALERT: Jackspeak

Jack: “Mom, does Spiderman wear a hat?”



Me: “Kind of. He wears a mask over his head.”



“Does Superman wear a hat?”



“Nope, no hat. He has black hair like your Uncle Bill.”



“Mommy, I don’t have a hat! So I’m Superman!”



Monday, June 4, 2007

I'm talking to my fabric again.

YUM. Cotton candy, gumdrops, lollipops, bubble gum. These fabrics are SWEET!





Fuzzy_fabric_sm_3




What to do, what to do . . . what to DO with you?



Those fuzzy fabrics look right comfy nestled together under their Robert Kaufman blankee. Get some good shuteye, girls. Soon it will be time to wake up and play. 



Saturday, June 2, 2007

ALERT: Jackspeak

Me: "My car is dirty."



Jack: "No. It isn't."



"Yes it is. I think my car needs a wash."



"No. It doesn't."



"Jack, do you need to disagree with everything I say?"



"No. I don't."



"That's what I thought."



"No. You didn't."



Meet Willa

To my sister's great relief, my niece was finally, finally born on Thursday. I'm feeling peachy.



Willa_4



Willa is eat-you-up adorable, with a heart-shaped pouty mouth, a wee little nose, and the perfect amount of chubby on her cheeks. I had a second-row seat as a witness to her birth (doctor and dad had dibs on the first row.) I saw it all. ALL, I'm telling you. I've never seen it from that end. Messy, but astonishing. There really WAS a baby in there!



Willa, welcome. I'm your Aunt Jenny. I promise to become your Very Favorite Aunt over the coming months with a sickening amount of spoiling, pampering, fussing over, and indulging of your every whim.



Congratulations Melainie and Bill. YOU DID IT!



About

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My name is Jenny Wilding Cardon. Two last names, not hyphenated. (How irritating to others. Sorry.) I decided to keep my given last name and add a new name when I married in 2000. I had no idea that the choice would prohibit the world's pharmacists and photo-counter employees from finding my pills and pictures. To all of you, I humbly apologize.


I live in Utah. No, I am not Mormon. Yes, I know polygamists. Actually, no I don't.


My husband Brett and I have two boys, a cat named Niko, and a house with a new second-floor deck. We decided to install a new deck when, at 8 1/2 months pregnant, I stepped onto a plank on the old deck and busted it clean in half. Every pregnancy has a low point. That was mine.


I graduated from the University of Utah with a degree in Women's Studies. And what the heck do you do with that degree, you ask? You move to Seattle and work for a wonderful quilt-book publishing company for ten years. Then you move back to Utah and stay home with your two boys. And you make stuff whenever they lend you a few minutes to try.


I went from a new mama who was so exhausted and overwhelmed that I completely gave up my love of sewing to a published designer in the span of 2 1/2 years. I can't believe it took me that long to figure it all out. I thought sewing would obstruct my focus on being a mom. Instead, it helped. Thank you, sewing.


Along with sewing and quilting, my interests include eating nachos and store-bought birthday cakes, listening to classic rock and current soul, writing, and knitting. I do these things on a whim, whenever the boys will give me a few moments to do them. Except for eating store-bought birthday cakes. The boys give me all the time I need for that. As long as they can join in.