ALERT: Jackspeak

As I'm making dinner Jack runs into the kitchen, wrapped up all cozy in a Batman beach towel...

Jack: "Mommy, I took a bath with Daddy!"

Me: "Great! You look all clean."

"Yep. But I have a towel on. Wrapped around my pregnant parts. So no one can see my pregnant parts."

"Huh?"

"My pregnant parts. So my butt's not sticking out."

"Oh. Do you mean your private parts?"

"Oh, yeah. I'm such a silly!"

Obviously, there's been waaaaay too much talk about babies in our little house this past year...