ALERT: Jackspeak (and the Mom of the Year award for language education goes to…)

Me: “Take that drill bit out of your mouth or I will take it
away from you.”

[Jack drops the drill bit and melts into a puddle on the
floor in hands-over-face, ready-to-cry mode.]

Me: “Oh boy, did I set you off?”

Jack: “No. You PISSED me off.”